actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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La cosita linda de mami😍💜
#sailormoon #usagi #kawaii #cute
jessikawhoever:

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ahealthierlexie:

This is so powerful
canadianbeaversloveaskars:

….on tonight’s True Blood, Eric destroys a woman using nothing but his index and middle fingers. (and maybe a bit of thumb)

spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

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